Your Secret's Safe with me...

Don't worry, Candy Crowley of CNN, you'll never be my Convention Boyfriend of the Day. You're just a vicitim of being in the middle of the screen (and let me apologize for what the freeze-frame caught of you) at the wrong time for you, but the right time for the sexy Secret Service agent to the right of you on the screen. When the convention is over, let's share some more secrets, my Convention Boyfriend of the Day.